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A big thankyou to everyone who has submitted song ideas. If you haven't yet, why don't you listen to some songs then submit your own idea.

CLICK HERE TO HEAR A CHRISTMAS SONG
CLICK HERE TO HEAR A CHRISTMAS SONG

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Suggestion from : Lynsey
Title : Merry Christmas

Lynsey :
I would like a song containing the names of my two children who are Lewis and Aimee we live in Scotland. Lewis is 4 and Amiee is 8.

Reply :
Thanks for the request Lynsey. This is normaly the kind of thing I would charge for, but as it's nearly Christmas and you're the first one to ask I'll do a short one, maybe if you like it a bit you'll ask me to write better one. Is this okay?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR ERM...(BEER AND FUN AND LOVE AND PUNK ROCK)
CLICK HERE TO HEAR ERM..(Beer and Fun and Love and Punk Rock)

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Suggestion from : Ozzy
Title : Erm...

Ozzy :
Beer, and fun, and beer, and fun and love and punk rock, bunny rabbits and how cabbage is evil, Jelly, Jelly babys, how much we miss sheep too.

Reply :
Okay. I happen to believe bunnies are evil too, so I've added that into the mix. Also if you miss sheep I suggest looking for them in fields as they very rarely use the internet. I think. Is this okay?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR GILL FOOT
CLICK HERE TO HEAR GILL FOOT

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Suggestion from : Liz
Title : Gill Foot

Liz :
Can you please write a song with this?

  1. about Gill Foot and Pineapple Man.
  2. It should be scary
  3. It should involve Bedford
  4. The word nefarious should be in it too!

Reply :
Alright, completely strange. Who are Gill Foot and Pineapple Man?Is this right?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE FREAKY AMBO DANCE(THE JOHNNIES)
CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE FREAKY AMBO DANCE (THE JOHNNIES)

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Suggestion from : Freaky Ambo
Title : The Johnnies

Freaky Ambo :
I think it's about time there was a fun song about all those St John Ambulance volunteers out there (instead of the boring hymns). Keywords could include stuff about volunteer ambulance officers (ambos), wicked sense of humour, save lives (but have a good laugh about the patient later), doing silly things with medical equipment. Just go wild!

Reply :
Okay Freaky Ambo. I think this might be kinda like what you are after. It's not so much about 'ambos', as it is in honour of ambos. I still think you'll like it though, even if I have changed the title from The Johnnies to The Freaky Ambo Dance. Now I want to see some ambos dancing!.....if that's okay with you guys?. How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR WE BELONG TOGETHER
CLICK HERE TO HEAR WE BELONG TOGETHER

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Suggestion from : Louize
Title : We Belong Together

Louize :
the artist is mariah carey

Reply :
I'm not sure I know what you asking me for with this Louize, but this is what you inspired me to do. How is this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR BUTTERFLIES AND WINE (CHINESE AND CHOPSTICKS)
CLICK HERE TO HEAR BUTTERFLIES AND WINE (CHINESE AND CHOPSTICKS)

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Suggestion from : Jenny
Title : Chinese and chopsticks

Jenny :
A song about butterflies, wine, friends and superglue....lets see how good you are teeheehee.

Reply :
Oh a challenge is it? I like that, but why is it called Chinese and Chopsticks? I think it should be called "Butterflies and Wine". How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR WATER MELON
CLICK HERE TO HEAR WATER MELON

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Suggestion from : Owen, Lee and Paul
Title : Watermelon

The Guys:
Can you record this song for us please, we have included all of the lyrics:
<please note, these guys sent me the lyrics, but you might as well listen to them rather than read them>

From Owen, Lee and Paul

Reply :
Excellent work guys, I love it. I'll definatly be performing this one whenever I get the chance. Thanks for sharing and keep up the good work.How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE TOILET BRUSH - THE MOST LOVING OF HOUSEHOLD UTENSILS
CLICK HERE TO HEAR TOILET BRUSH - THE MOST LOVING OF HOUSEHOLD UTENSILS

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Suggestion from : Dick-I
Title : The Toilet Brush - The most loving of household utensils

Dick-I :
I think you should write a song about the Toilet Brush, as it is the most loving and caring of all household utensils. No other utensil I can think of loves you quite as much, and never asks for recognition.

Reply :
You're a bit strange aren't you Dick-I, and what kind of name is that anyway? Having said that, I think I know just where you are coming from. How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR SKINNY DIPPING
CLICK HERE TO HEAR SKINNY DIPPING

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Suggestion from : Kyle
Title : Skinny Dipping

Kyle :
Could you please write a song about skinny dipping. And the fact that if the water is cold all your 'bits' go whoosh into your stomach. Key words to use: genital woosh, cold sea front, nakedness. Thanks I'm looking forward to hearing it.

From Kyle!

Reply :
Ah Skinny Dipping, one of lifes many naked pleasures, but fraut with many dangers, not just genital woosh. I couldn't figure out how to fit those key words into a song in the short amount of time I had to write this, but this is what I came up with instead. I might come back to this one again, because after all, skinny dipping can be fun! How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR ANIMAL FARM
CLICK HERE TO HEAR ANIMAL FARM

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Suggestion from : Sharon
Title : Stinky Animal Farm

Sharon :
We share our house and garden with 2 dogs, 3 cats, 3 rabbits and 2 guinae pigs! It's like Old MacDonald had a farm - Next we need a goat to trim the grass...then we'll have a scottish highland cow as a pet and make cheese from the milk...then we'd like some more puppies and kittens...anyway that's the truth cos we're slightly eccentric!

Reply :
Thanks for the suggestion Sharon, I can just imagine the constant comotion of dogs chasing cats, cats chasing rabbits and a pair of fat guinae pigs shouting, drinking and making bets on the action. How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR ONE TWO STEP
CLICK HERE TO HEAR ONE TWO STEP

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Suggestion from :Natalie
Title : One two Step

Natalie :

Reply :
Hi Natalie, I'm not sure what you're getting at with that title, but this was what it made me think of.....Have a listen.
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR MY PREROGATIVE
CLICK HERE TO HEAR MY PREROGATIVE

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Suggestion from :Ste-h xf6rd
Title : My Prerogative

Ste-h xf6rd :

Reply :
Well, yes of course it is your prerogative not to leave a message with your title. This is my prerogative...Have a listen.
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE MARMITE GIRL
CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE MARMITE GIRL

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Suggestion from : XXXX
Title : Marmite!

XXXX :
I'm covered in marmite. Arg...

Reply :
Well, that's just great. I've always wondered what that might feel like. I have no idea who or what you might be, but this my song song based on what you said...Have a listen.
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE HEDGEHOG SONG
CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE HEDGEHOG SONG

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Suggestion from : Liz & Emma
Title : Hedgehog Song

Liz & Emma :
We want a song about hedgehogs. We think that would be really cool, because they know how to cross roads and stuff like that.

Thanx.

Reply :
Cool. Thanks for your suggestion. I love hedgehogs. Poor little blights. Bless 'em. How's this? Also, if you would like to pay some money to me for writting that song for you both, that would be great.(*there's that cheeky smile again*)
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO HEAR SHE'S ROSE WEST
CLICK HERE TO HEAR SHE'S ROSE WEST

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Suggestion from : Becki
Title : Rose West

Becki :
Could you please write a funny song for me about this:
I work in a hospital and there's a woman I work with who annoys all of us because she's always miserable. Oh, and she looks like Rose West.

Reply :
You should be ashamed of yourself Becki, making fun of people like that! I think I used to work with her...How's this?
Let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO CARRY ON DICKY
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Suggestion from : Steve
Title : Carry on Dicky

Steve:
want a really funny song about a work mate called Dicky...Keys words would be:
Big ears, Wingnut, Avoid the Wife, Beak, and insert something about Sid James off the
carry on movies because he looks the spitting image of him...

Cheers (GO MAD MATE!)

Reply:
Thanks for the suggestion Steve.Again not exactly what you asked for, couldn't find a use for the words "beak" or "big ears", but hey. Is it really funny? Have a listen.
Then let me know what you think.


CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO CAPTAIN BEAKY

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Suggestion from : Colin
Title : Captain Beaky

Colin:
Just wondered if you fancied making a song about a silly nickname I have. Key lines like Captain Beaky... it's only money..... climbing the walls... use the name Steve in it too... Steve aka Captin Beaky. Along the lines of andys batchelor pad.... what does he get up to at night... what's in his room etc... I thought the goat line was so funny... Will really go down at work as a right laugh.

Cheers

Reply:
Thanks for the suggestion Colin. It's not exactly like Andy's Batchelor Pad. I had a whole load of idea's what he could do at night, but I ran out of time really quickly. So for now you just get hunting baboons to train for ballon games. How's this?
Let me know what you think

Captain Beaky(Reprise)

Captain Beaky(Extended Version)

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